Who the #*&% are the Young Avengers

Who the #*&% are the Young Avengers

kitchenalia:

both “large corporations/the richest people on earth are driving climate change to a far greater degree than the average person” and “i can take personal responsibility over my consumption levels and encourage others to do the same” can both be true. you can change your personal habits and still criticize government actions. it’s not an either-or situation

(via its-the-fangirl)

flouryhedgehog:

moonlarking:

aquilacalvitium:

pond-porridge:

oysters-aint-for-me:

aquilacalvitium:

lizluvscupcakes:

aquilacalvitium:

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can’t be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

I figured out roughly how many notes it’s been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

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If we keep it going at this rate we’ll be far past 666k

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Okay so clearly I’ve underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there’s one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it’s a challenge.

(via its-the-fangirl)

dagenssvenska:
“ Hej! It’s finally time for another giveaway

dagenssvenska:

Hej! It’s finally time for another giveaway <3

I’ve got five books to offer you all this time. Two kids books and three non-fiction books (one about happiness, one about cats and one about language). All in Swedish, of course. They’re second hand as per usual, since most of the money I’ve gathered for this goes to paying for the shipping costs.

To enter the giveaway, just do these two things:

  • Reblog this post and
  • Tag it with the first (or one of the first) Swedish word you learned

A winner will be picked with a random number generator on December 18th 2019. So reblog this post before then if you want to be sure your entry is counted!

This giveaway is international, so you can enter no matter where you live.

However, if you are a minor, please ask for your parent’s/guaridan’s permission before entering. This is because you have to give me your name and address if you win so I can fill out the shipping information correctly when I send the box of books to you.

Please also make sure to have your instant messaging function turned on here on tumblr so I can contact you easily if you win!

Good luck!! 🇸🇪

& a huge thanks for the support on my kofi page! I’m only able to do these giveaways with your help <3
https://ko-fi.com/samhannes

(via dagenssvenska)

funkylilpunk:

sexhaver:

that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it’s “the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it”…. man…….

“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno

(via ratfriends)

wetjoints:

abadazed:

wetjoints:

barebacktony:

wetjoints:

trustmeimafaggot:

wetjoints:

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Pumpkin bitch

This man could kill me if he wanted too, and with my last breathe I would say “Thank you Daddy”

This is a picture of me holding a pumpkin.

Can i fuck his ass?

Y’all My mom has this photo printed on her mantle.

Oh so I see the proper question to ask would be may I fuck your ass?

Look at me with all of these hints and no one is taking them.

adayinthelesbianlife:

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(via wetjoints)

alectryone-deactivated20210218:

Hi!

Friendly reminder that Shuri, Peter Parker, Kamala Khan, Morgan Stark, Lila Barton, and Harley Keener are NOT Young Avengers so please stop putting them on the team lineup/referring to them as such, and if they ARE part of the team in the MCU I am prepared to riot

papa-peach:

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me @ my mutuals

(via sylvaniian)

ego-16:

ego-16:

The way that mlm and wlw interact is so different like

Mlm: i made eye contact with this guy once and i think we’re married now???

Wlw: every day she makes me pancakes and kisses me gently on the nose and holds my hand as she sings softly to me. We’re such good friends :)

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You. You get it.

(via gothic-cepho)

queerglassescutie:

queerglassescutie:

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

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(via wetjoints)

loveegayteen:
“ Safe & Sound (2015)
Love the way you are

loveegayteen:

Safe & Sound (2015)

Love the way you are <3

I thought this was DIck and Dom

(via gaycuddlesandkisses)

upstartgeek:

atomicvikings:

aziritzphale:

i love going through michael sheen’s daughter’s instagram because occasionally she posts about him and it honestly gives you whiplash

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quick reminder that kate beckinsale and sarah silverman are his exes

I’m not sure how this is possible but she’s MORE feral than he is???

i told y'all, the rabies is genetic

(via gothic-cepho)

morganalefays:

will i ever fight for anything in my life as hard as the writers of “mamma mia here we go again” did to get the song “fernando” to make sense in the movie

(via ladystxrdust)

sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...
sentirum:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“ dieaerzte:
“ r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:
“ archieandrewsbones:
“Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do
”
#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire...

sentirum:

flaminggoosememe:

dieaerzte:

r-o-s-e-h-i-p-s:

archieandrewsbones:

Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do

#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire genome

#what the fuck is Riverdale at this point

this is RIVERDALE?

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god i love this show they really just chose a random gene whose protein synthesis is involved in neural differentiation and said “this us plausible”

(via heartofsurgingflame)

ifwemetatmidnight:

i don’t think you can ever have enough aus so here we go

  • “i was studying at 3 in the morning and accidentally locked myself out of my apartment and you have a job with weird hours so you walked by to see me sitting by my door crying in my pajamas help me i’m a wreck” au
  • “i got stood up on a date and i’m trying to not let anyone find out because i’m super embarrassed so you felt bad and came over to pretend to be my date” au
  • “we’re at a party and i lost a bet so now i have to go up to five guys my friends choose and purposely mess up pick up lines and oh-no you’re that person i had a crush on over the summer i’m so sorry” au
  • “you’re a lifeguard and i almost drowned and you had to give me CPR so i woke up to an attractive stranger with his/her mouth against mine oh well there are worse fates” au
  • “hey i’m your neighbor and we haven’t officially talked but they’re redecorating my apartment right now and i have to pee so badly can i please use your toilet also hi pls let me stay for coffee since i won’t be going home any time soon” au
  • “your dog keeps running away and i keep finding it and it’s happened like 3 times but i swear i’m not kidnapping your dog” au
  • “we’re in a bus stop and i’m freezing cold so you lent me your jacket and i have no idea who you are but you’re cute and your jacket smells really good” au
  • “we’re in a school play and it’s fun but they just changed the script last minute and uh-oh we have to make out” au
  • “i’m at a high school reunion and you’re that jerky kid that used to try to one-up me ugh i hated you nvm if you’re hot now but you’re striking up a friendly conversation because you don’t recognize me oh my gosh you’re going to be so embarrassed when you hear my name” au
  • “we’re sitting next to each other at a concert and we’re the only ones in our section singing at the top of your lungs thank you for not making me the only one sobbing the lyrics to every song” au
  • “you’re an international celebrity and you decided to hide from the paps by making out with me but i hate your music even though you’re a really good kisser” au
  • or “you’re an international celebrity and i didn’t actually know that until after we went on a first date that explains why you were acting so secretive now how is this going to work because i don’t want to be in any magazines but i’m already completely in love with you” au
  • “we’re at a comic con dressed as a canon couple and people want to get pictures of us together oh well let’s not embarrass ourselves and just go along” au
  • and of course my new favorite au, the “we absolutely hate each other but in order to win this contest we both want to win we have to pretend to be a couple good thing we’re not going to fall in love or anything” au

(via princessamericachavez)